Chuck KlostermanAnybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.
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People who are good at lying will always insist that they are honest. This is because they know that nobody is that good at lying. Even though most people think they are great at lying, in reality, most people are so bad at it that they don't even realize it. If someone really was a master at lying, he would be able to convince others of his lies so well that no one would be able to tell the difference between what he says and what he thinks.
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